Justine Miceli
Nude

It’s been a weird career for Justine Miceli, making her debut as a child actress in the TV movie The Shopping Bag Lady (1975) and then waiting until 1992 to return to the small screen as a regular on the hit series As the World Turns. This stern-looking but sexy as heck brunette then got our trousers churning with a breakthrough role as Det. Adrianne Lesniak on the 1994 season of NYPD Blue. After baring her steel-grade buns and some partial breasts, Justine’s character broke up with fellow detective Nicholas Turturro–ultimately trying to ditch him by pretending to be a lesbian. Things looked promising as Det. Les actually pondered going full lez, but the producers abruptly dropped the storyline. They also dropped Justine, who went on to memorable guest roles on shows such as Seinfeld and The X Files. If only the reputable folk at Mr. Skin could be in charge of Justine’s career trajectory, she would’ve already been cast and starred in the new series XXX-Files! Nevertheless, Justine had forged a career almost as hot as she is, but never quite went the way of the flesh. This is much to our chagrin at Mr. Skin, but at least we have her previous work to drool over while fantasizing about a parallel world where Justine bares all every chance she gets! Since her heyday in the 90’s and mid 2000’s, she’s at least been doing commercials. Somebody needs to get this talented actress back on our . . . er, her beat!